Then he walks in and sees the fucking Iron Bowl. So it's 100k people gathering to watch students play a game he isn't interested in. 5:35 p.m.: Thorne is sacked on third-and-9, as Braswell was in on the play. He only knows it as "college football in America", where a college is a school and football is gridiron football. ![]() To him, he's not interested in the sport because it's not part of his cultural upbringing. We understand because we've been around it all our lives for the most part, or at least it interests us greatly. To learn that hundreds of thousands of people are gathering for something that you don't fully understand. The Iron Bowl, one of college football’s most iconic rivalries, frequently brings out the best in both opponents, regardless of previous success. Think about someone's reaction to DotA2's The International when they don't care much for esports, or their reaction to the Darts World Championship when they think of darts as just a pub game. Top rivalries: Iron Bowl, The Game, Army-Navy, Red River Updated Nov. This is a normal reaction if you don't follow much about the sport/activity and find out it's much larger than you expect. More he just is blown back by how ridiculous this whole thing is. The pop density of the US is probably the perfect density Not ship in millions of people to try and prop up a shame consumerism economy. Not to be outdone, the Iron Bowl played out in typical Iron Bowl fashion absolutely off-the-wall action throughout a game that culminated in a late heave to the end zone on a fourth-and-31. You population is supposed to go down when you're that crowded, you're supposed to let it. If you somehow break into one of the buildings on campus you’ll find dusty storage rooms with used jockstraps and satanic altars to Bear Bryant’s demon ghost. Crowds being interconnected ads to the fan experience as well - bowls tend to be much more navigable than tiered stadiums, and also places you in a crowd. Obvious bias because the Coliseum is a bowl, but I think its preferable. I don’t think Alabama truly exists as a school. I think I generally prefer bowls, however. Europeans can always be counted on to ruin their continent once or twice a century. Conspiracy theory: Alabama is not an actual school, it is just a football team. ![]() That's one reason why it's so goddamn stupid for the Europeans to be taking in literally millions of people with no infrastructure to actually house them, there are a lot of other reasons what they're doing is stupid and we'll probably see a war in western Europe within 5yrs because of the failure of their governments, but that's a whole different story. We don't need anyone else though.īelgium is 941 per sq mile (they're more crowded than both japan at 872 sq mile and Indonesia 322 sq mile) on ESPN (Conway, South Carolina) Georgia Southern vs. There is so much empty space in America it isn't funny. 2023-24 College Football Bowl Game Predictions (All times are ET) SATURDAY, DEC. Reddit Rules/FAQ Announcements Filter Twitter Social Media Poll/Pick 'Em Team Guide Awards Merchandise Amazon Referrals Select Flair Submit Game Thread
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